SEX AT 75
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 75.
I’m so happy, because I live at number 81. So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross the road!______________________________________________________
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer .”