SEX AT 75
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 75.
I’m so happy, because I live at number 81. So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross the road!______________________________________________________
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer .”
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